a great man once yelled "SCATTER THE NUNS"
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.